Visit at your own peril: 5 things every potential visitor to Canada should know

1. Liquids are expensive

From soda to fuel, be ready to pay.

Gas: Tennessee=$1.93. Canada=$4.04

Diet Mountain Dew (12pack): Tennessee=$3.00. Canada=$7.00

2. Mexican food is not Mexican

Think more Old El Paso frozen dinner, minus the spice

3. WiFi is always broken

They say it’s not. But it is. 

4. Learn to use a pay phone. They are plentiful, and it may be necessary. 

5. Do not, under any circumstances, pay full price to visit the Tunnels of Moose Jaw. They’ll ask $16.  Offer them $2.50.