No smoking. No problem. We build the smell right into our rooms.

Thanks to NASCAR weekend, we were forced to pay $500 for the last two remaining rooms in Upstate New York…at the Ramada Inn. Thank God they are a 100% smoke-free environment. Except for the smell of smoke that permeates 100% of everything.


Ken decided to take up smoking in the hopes that they would clean the room.


Hey, it coulda been $1,000 if we had sprung for two suites.


We usually steal the iron but were foiled in our attempt this time.


Apparently a lot of Ramada guests travel with precious gems and bank notes.