Black Friday chaos? Not with Ken and Kevin around.

In search of Black Friday mayhem, we happened across the epicenter of American retail pandemonium: the Walmart in Lexington, Georgia.

Instead of witnessing the holiday fistfights we’d heard so much about, we instead met Walmart’s smiling cashier manager, who was preparing to bestow her “Outstanding Cashier of the Day” award.

Seeing celebrities in the store, she asked if we would select the recipient and do the honors.

After spreading this little bit of road trip joy, we helped two undercover Walmart detectives bag a cagey shoplifter. 

Congrats, Nikeira! Our work here is done. We’re heading west.