Losing my religion …meeting the scientologists of New York

Ok. Before reading any further, know that I have met Scientologists before. I even hit it off once with a Scientologist in an airport a couple of years back. She was heading off to a class in Clearwater, Florida to learn the art of “transference.”

Transference is how Scientologists leave their bodies to take a stroll through the universe without dying. She explained it to me as “hopping out” and “hopping in” at the time.

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In Times Square this week, Ken and I were approached by several religious folks, all handing out tracts. There were Pentecostals, Muslims, Baptists and Cheetah Clubbers. However, the most interesting tract came from the Scientologists.

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The first chapter is called “Take care of yourself.” The chapter sections are titled “Get care when you’re Ill,” “keep clean,” “preserve your teeth, and “Get rest.”

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Ken and I have a tendency to switch religions a lot, so we’ve decided not to rush into this one. But just to be safe, I’m going to start taking care of my teeth.”

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Author: Kevster

Kevin Slimp

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